Typical...

• State your name: Dee Nile


• Are you an alcoholic? No.


• Have you ever felt guilty because of drinking? Yes.


• Have you ever had legal problems because of drinking? Yes.


• Have family members ever complained about your drinking? Yes.


• Has drinking caused you financial problems? Yes.


• Have you ever felt nervous after a night of drinking? Yes.


• Have you ever had difficulty remembering what happened after drinking? Yes.


• Have your friends suggested you should cut down on your drinking? Yes.


• Have you ever felt irritated when people mention your drinking? Yes.


• Are you an alcoholic? No.

Funny how this disease works huh?