You might be an Alcoholic if...

1. You wake up and find that you have sun burnt the roof of your mouth.

2. You wonder who drank all your wine, and you live alone...

3. You wake up and you have a rug burn on your tongue.

4. Upon waking, you discover you have wet the bed...The bed is not yours.

5. You make a beer run while wearing two different shoes...

6. You drive better with your hand covering one eye...