WATER ... IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRINK 1
LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE
ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN
FECES, IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF SHIT.

HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM, WHISKEY,
BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A
DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING.

IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE
DRINKING WATER, TO STOP DOING SO; IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY
PROVEN THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.

WATER = SHIT, ALCOHOL = HEALTH
FREE YOURSELF OF SHIT: DRINK ALCOHOL!!!
IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SHIT
THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT